| Top 15 Vince Young Facts (10 votes or more) |
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| Fact | # of Votes | Rating |
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| When you open a can of whupass Vince Young jumps out. | 12 | 9.0833 |
| On January 5, 2006, a million Americans legally changed their names to Vince Young. | 15 | 8.4667 |
| Vince Young's throwing arm controls the North Atlantic Jet stream. | 22 | 8.3636 |
| Vince Young just got you pregnant. | 11 | 8.2727 |
| The National Football League recently renamed the touchdown to "Vince." | 16 | 8.2500 |
| When Vince Young was born, the doctor slapped him. In retaliation, Vince Young tore off the doctor's testicles and threw them 84 yards for a touchdown. | 96 | 7.9583 |
| Most men are OK with their wives fantasizing about Vince Young during sex, because they are doing the same thing. | 15 | 7.7333 |
| On a road trip from Houston to Shreveport, Vince Young had eaten too many Slim Jims and was forced to take a dump in a gas station in the East Texas town of Lufkin. His excrement has since been known as "Reggie McNeal" | 66 | 7.5758 |
| Vince Young once threw a spiral so tight he later had to take its virginity. | 95 | 7.4632 |
| High School history books had to be rewritten to include Vince Young. | 18 | 7.4444 |
| Most people snack on popcorn when they watch a football game. Vince Young snacks on mascots. | 36 | 7.4167 |
| Vince Young has a black-belt in everything, including your dresser. | 90 | 7.4000 |
| Vince Young > USC | 64 | 7.3281 |
| Steroids were arrested for being injected with Vince Young | 22 | 7.3182 |
| We ALL know EVERYTHING about Vince Young. It's the law. | 16 | 7.2500 |
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